Question to discuss:Its the Zombie Apocalypse. You can only defend yourself with one object in the room you are in now. Whats your item of choosing and discuss how effective it will be and why?

Stranger 1: my pocketknife

Stranger 1: only sharp thing

Stranger 2: I would use nothing, as I prefer to take the zombies head on using only my intellect

Stranger 1: o wiat

Stranger 1: whisky bottle

Stranger 2: whiskey bottle would be nice too

Stranger 1: bigger sharp thing

Stranger 2: I would just drink it though

Stranger 1: i have two

Stranger 2: I work better while inebriated

Stranger 1: drink one, smash the other

Stranger 2: the perfect plan

Stranger 1: indeed

Stranger 2: I wish we knew how many zombies there were though

Stranger 1: i’ve even got cigars

Stranger 1: everything perfect

Stranger 2: I mean, could we take them all at once?

Stranger 1: sure

Stranger 2: I’d go Rambo on their asses

Stranger 1: when you’re drunk you can do anything

Stranger 2: you can even fly

Stranger 2: trust me on this one

Stranger 1: and think how cool you look with a cigar in your mouth

Stranger 1: i know

Stranger 2: shit, it’s the zombie apocalypse though

Stranger 2: we need better shit

Stranger 2: that would be the time I start doing heroin

Stranger 1: i’ve got some weed

Stranger 1: pretty strong stuff

Stranger 2: it should be a whiskey/heroin/weed/pcp/meth cross then

Stranger 2: we’d be invincible

Stranger 1: sounds perfect

Stranger 2: so it’s settled

Stranger 1: yep

Stranger 2: in the case of a zombie apocalypse, we fuck shit up using drugs as our weapon of choice

Stranger 2: I’M THE KING OF THE WORDL

Stranger 1: hell yeah